Being a Gnome
Gnomes is pretty good. My favorite thing about being a gnome is sitting under a tree. Gnomes know how to eat good, go on nice nature walks and craft wonderful things. Gnomes are magic and funny. If you too are a gnome comment I am gnome.
I'ma be honest... You're preTTy tall for a gnome 🤔🤨 suspiciously tall. Some might say...too tall
Christina Titus when I was just a baby boy a flock of adventurous gnomes were revelling in my parents house late one night. Upon seeing their merriment and magic I hid in one of there treasure sacks. Upon the next morning they found me eating there snacks and raised me as one of their own. I may be human in kind but gnome in spirit.
Oooooookay 🤔 so your house was getting robbed and you got gnome napped and now you have Stockholm syndrome?
Christina Titus precisely but with more whimsy